'jane's law'

One of the great things about going to university is the friendships you make with your fellow students. In my case, even though I am an external student and seldom get closer to my new buddies than a late night skype, this particular brand of collegiality is one I haven't enjoyed since leaving the church. And perhaps not even then.

For a grammar and punctuation stickler such as I am, it's been particularly heartening to find that university is peppered with similarly pedantic sorts. Finding each other has been a revelation - akin to the moment you overhear a stranger ordering a peanut butter, lettuce and mayonnaise on white at the sandwich bar and the universe pauses to acknowledge that the two of you share an important little difference unappreciated by the bulk of humanity.

On my favourite university Facebook group, people other than myself often bemoan the appalling standard of English on uni discussion boards and elsewhere....and others soon chime in with their Irritation of the Week citations. It's fantastic! But I've begun to notice a rather disturbing pattern and I think it's time to made official note of it.

Recently, one clever uni friend joined our whinge-fest, describing her understandable horror at a hairdressers' shop sign which read 'Appointments not nessecary'. My friend went on to describe herself as having been 'aghaust'. A few minutes later, another fellow English-rules-nut gave the folk who write university student advisory pages a spray stating that they could use a few 'lessions' in grammar and spelling. This struck me as very close to some kind of delectable Freudian slip; I imagined if she got those advisors alone for just a few minutes she would inflict horrible wounds on the ignorant cusses - perhaps belting them with the sharp edge of a dictionary.

Don't get me wrong: I'm not criticising these uber-bright women - precisely the opposite is true. I'm acknowledging that there may be little-understood mystical powers at work. My friends are, as I have been many times, the victims of what I'm going to call 'Jane's Law' - at least until I discover that someone has beaten me to it. So here it is:

Jane's Law states that the degree of righteous indignation one expresses while criticising (in writing) the grammatical, spelling or punctuation failures of another is directly proportionate to the likelihood that one will produce an ironically similar error right at that moment.

As I see it, that's the only plausible explanation for the frequent and humiliating failure of usually reliable English skills at times like those. At least, that's what I'll be blaming in future.

Acknowledgement: Photos from http://www.oddee.com/item_96509.aspx

major changes

Just wanted to note here that I've rewritten my study plan and changed my Major from Communications to History and Politics. I'm still going a bunch of Communications subjects as well as some Sociology. I'm happier about it. It feels much more like me. But I'm not going to feel embarrassed if I that's not the last time I fiddle with my course.

I've enrolled in my next two units:

GEN11 - Gender, History and Culture
HST110 - The Making of Australia

If I follow this plan, I don't need to do the Liberal Studies degree but will fit right into the Griffith BA program. The student advisor thinks that's a better place to sit for post-study vocational kudos. I'm not sure it matters but I'm happy with that.

I'm excited!

I also want to note that there has been some interest in another blog I keep. The moderator of the internet's largest blog on that subject has asked whether she can crosspost some of my writings and run them weekly as a series. I was reluctant at first as I don't want to editorialise that blog to suit others but she's assured me she'll take the posts as is.

It's a nice feeling that my writing is improving and that there are people apart from friends and family who are enjoying it.